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Day of the Border Guards /День пограничника: Big Borders: Big Booze Up

By May 28, 2010May 29th, 2017Uncategorized


Lock up your daughters and batten down the hatches…today is Border Guards’ Day!  

Border Guards in Russia, Russian Border Guards, Jennifer Eremeeva

Photo Credit: Shutterstock

If you were thinking about invading Russia, today might just be the optimal day to do it, since all of Russia’s border guards will be otherwise occupied:


Some Russian holidays we have seen, like the Day of the Defense of the Fatherland, are nation-wide extravaganzas where even the weather is micromanaged, while others, like yesterday’s All Russia Library Day pass with relatively little hoop-lah.  Today, however, is the first of our massive-scale casual piss-ups and one of the best of the genre.  

May 28th commemorates the day in 1918 when the Border Guards were officially formed during the chaotic days following the Russian Revolution.   The holiday was first officially celebrated in 1958 in the Soviet Union and confirmed as a fixture of the calendar of the Russian Federation in 1994.  Though the window dressing of statehood may change, Border Guards and Border Guard Day traditions have remained. The day is spent in watching formal displays of the border guards military prowess, evening witnesses fireworks Moscow and all of the “hero cities, and between those two events, the border guards hold mini-reunions around the fountains of parks of major cities.   These are opportunities to hook up with friends one made during mandatory military service, share a few cocktails, and kick back.  Sort of like a high school reunion…on steroids.  

Russia’s border guards are responsible for patrolling and protecting the world’s longest border, which has very few natural barriers such as rivers, oceans, or mountain ranges to define them or add to the ease of protecting them, and thus the borders have ebbed and flowed over the centuries: retreating back in lean years, and expanding out in the flush years, such as after The Great Patriotic War, which, as we know, didn’t work out so well.

Good fences make good neighbors.

~Robert Frost

At the moment, Russia has 14 neighbors, and not all of them are the kind you could pop over and borrow a cup of sugar from.   Some of them didn’t bring a casserole over when the borders shifted in the 1990s.  Here they are in metric, because, as we agreed last week, metric is the way to go: Azerbaijan 284 km, Belarus 959 km, China (southeast) 3,605 km, China (south) 40 km, Estonia 294 km, Finland 1,340 km, Georgia 723 km, Kazakhstan 6,846 km, North Korea 19 km, Latvia 217 km, Lithuania (Kaliningrad Oblast) 280.5 km, Mongolia 3,485 km, Norway 196 km, Poland (Kaliningrad Oblast) 232 km, Ukraine 1,576 km.* Thanks to the Bering Strait and the Tsars needing a quick cash influx, Russia does not share a border with the US, but let’s not forget that Sarah Palin can see them from her house…which is always a cause for concern.

The Border Guards have a mixed agenda: some years ago, they were assiduously focused on keeping their own citizens inside the borders, which I, for one, feel they might want to revisit as a key concern.  Border Guards are always concerned with the wrong type of people getting into Russia:  invading armies, undocumented workers, people who have spelled “Saint Petersburg” incorrectly on their three-page visa applications, and, of course, people with leprosy.

But all in all, I like Day of the Border Guards.  It’s nice to see so many people who have so many concerns kicking back and enjoying themselves.  It’s nice to see them act human for a change…with unbridled frivolity and mirth.  It makes a change, as anyone who has ever waited in line at passport control knows…Border Guards don’t always roll out the welcome mat with unbridled enthusiasm…even for VIP guests like these…(this video is highly highly highly recommended and you need no Russian to understand it, the title reads, “Long Awaited Burger King”)

Happy Border Guard Day to all those who patrol and protect Russia’s borders!


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  • Nick says:

    Добрый день. Пожалуй, я стану вашим постоянным читателем 🙂
    Очень любопытно увидеть “взгляд со стороны”. А сегодня вряд ли будут массовые “заплывы” в фонтанах, в Москве холодно. Дождемся 2 августа – дня десантника!

  • Nick, Thanks so much for coming on and reading the blog! It is lovely to have some comments in Russian! The weather does seem very unfortunate for the poor Border Guards, though my money is on them going for a dip whatever the weather! Stay tuned!

  • Potty Mummy says:

    OK – were you at the same craft coffee morning as me this week, where they had the sparkly Russian Christmas tree ornaments in amongst all those subtly decorated dolls and wine holders? (and which certianly dazzled this mummy blogger) Or was that comment pure coincidence…? Spooky.

  • Potty Mummy says:

    And by the way. Not regretting the decision to do a blog swap today at all. AT ALL, I tell you.

  • PM: I wasn’t at the craft fair, but back before your time, there was a lady expat who had 15,000 XMAS tree ornaments and we were always all very blown away by that. I am new to the whole giveaway thing, but I thought Russian XMAS tree ornaments would be an easy place to start…were one going to start, which is debatable. Explain to me what the blog swap is…no clue on that one. I’m in Moscow after the 8th, and hoping to meet!

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